There's nothing like browsing mommy blogs to bring my ego down a few notches...
This lady helped me feel inferior today, with her well-lit photographs of contrived arts and crafts completed by her overachieving kids. It's great that your kids didn't take the lids off of the painted pop-bottles used for bowling; my kids are smarter than that and would have jammed about 12 dollars worth of change into them and started whaling each other in the head after about two and a half minutes.
And what kid is going to eat dragon fruit!??!!? It looks like chopped-up Yahtzee dice!!
There's no way this mom is for real. I did notice she's Canadian, so that only increases the probability that she's imaginary.
I have to give her props for being so ambitious, because the most prestigious arts and crafts my kids and I have undertaken this week consisted of handing Z an empty toilet paper roll and saying "use your imagination."
At least I can take solace in the fact that my kids are much better looking than hers.