I LOVE Valentine's day.
I know what you're thinking, it's actually Cyril and Methodius day, you got me there. Obviously we stuck with celebrating the collective "Valentine" because it's much less challenging to make poems that rhyme with that than with "Methodius." (you're the grottiest??)
Anyway, roses are red,
violets are blue,
eat lots of candy,
and don't complain if your husband doesn't get you any flowers or chocolate because he washes the dishes and takes out the garbage every day and the least you could do for him is not nag him for 24 hours.
Happy Ss Cyril and Methodius day!